im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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