Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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