My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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