well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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