i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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