marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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