He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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