I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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