She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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