that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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