you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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