So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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