put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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