I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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