Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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