It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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