Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
jump out the window naked night went bad
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