If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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