I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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