please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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