I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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