Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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