You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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