we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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