I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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