I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she peed on how many people?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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