If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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