Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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