Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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