Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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