We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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