as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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