Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
