i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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