Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it glows. i had to have it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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