Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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