haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
birth control should be required to get into college
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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