I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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