She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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