It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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