I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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