she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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