don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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