That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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