WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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