im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You took a bar mat shot.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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