I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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