he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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