nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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