seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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