What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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