would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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