He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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