It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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