You can't special order awesome
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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